Procrast-Nation

A picture say it all:

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It’s that simple.  Make a request, and I will draw an image of it on MS Paint that will be 6″ by 6″.  Multiple requests are allowed.  There are a couple of rules though:
-Limit requests to one or two words

-Requests may not involve a subject and a predicate.  For example, you could request “dog” or “pee” but you could not request “dog peeing”

-Proper nouns are allowed if they are relatively famous and well known, so “Abraham Lincoln” would be acceptable, but some random person, such as your neighbor, would not be.

-If your request is ambiguous or has multiple meanings, that is fine.  I will just interpret it however I feel like.  So if you request “sex” I could draw an image representing gender, or I could draw the act of intercourse.

-Don’t be annoying and only request things that are very difficult to express.  For every abstract request I’d like five concrete ones.

I’ll post the requests in batches of 5-10.

That’s all.  Post requests in the comment section.

It’s been a really long time since I did one of these, so yeah. Here we go.

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It’s time for another calculation for three reasons:

1- It’s been a long time and a lot of content since the last calculation

2- We just surpassed a milestone with our 500th post

3- I usually do a calculation around the holidays.
So here it is, your 500th post commemorating holiday fatman calculation.

(((Procrast-nation Page Views/10) + Comments + images uploaded + database size/1000000 + Total Blog Wordcount/250 + total site posts + HOID word count/500 + HOID page views/1000 + HOID Room Count/5)^2(1 + (((Total Site Posts)(Total Blog Wordcount)(HOID Room Count)/1000000000)) = Calories Consumed

(13848/10 + 752 + 1109 + 547894321/1000000 + 312715/250 + 501 + 344035/500 + 772 + 726)^ 2 (1 +  (501 X 312715 X 3630)/1000000000)) = 34,055,738,249 calories consumed

Fatman Official Weight: 9,730,210.9 pounds

Weight Gain since last calculation: 4,317,530 pounds

Calorie Equivalent:  Almost exactly the amount of energy released in the bombs dropped on both Nagasaki and Hiroshima during World War II

Mass Equivalent: Abouth the mass of the portico of the Pantheon in Rome.

Notes: The growth might not seem that impressive, but it almost doubled in size and this was due almost completely to contributions because the last formula evolution was pretty wimpy.  All things considered we have seem some impressive contributions to content, and I hope this continues.  560,000 words is a major goal because then the blog will surpass War and Peace.  Hopefully over the winter we will add a 100,000 words or more to get closer to our goal.

Formula Improvement: The multiplier is now going to have for degrees by which you can add to it.  Initially, the change will be relatively small, only a 10% increase to the multiplier, but overtime it will be tremendous.  Images will now be included in the multiplier as well.

NEW FORMULA: (((Procrast-nation Page Views/10) + Comments + images uploaded + database size/1000000 + Total Blog Wordcount/250 + total site posts + HOID word count/500 + HOID page views/1000 + HOID Room Count/5)^2(1 + (((Total Site Posts)(Total Blog Wordcount)(HOID Room Count)(images uploaded)/1000000000000)) = Calories Consumed

Just don’t bother.

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To see what the hell this about click this link though it probably still won’t make any sense.  I apologize I’m just kind of nuts or something.

http://procrast-nation.com/?p=2202

Without further adeiu, the calculation.   Feel free to ignore this posts existence.

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Every hero has a nemesis. The Fatman is no different. As he ascends to power, it is only natural that he will encounter opposition, that he will upset the previous holders of power. His enemies have united, and together have started a project with the sole purpose of slaying him. His nemesis is known as the Fat Bitch. The Fat Bitch Project is a collaboration of enemies of the blog and rivals of the Hall of Infinite Doors.

By the way, I have an 8 page paper due in less than four hours… and this is what I waste my time doing.

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This is the thirteenth fatman calculation.  Click the link below to learn more about this project.

http://procrast-nation.com/?p=660

(((Procrast-nation Page Views/10) +Comments)^2 + (Database Size in Bytes/50000) + (HOID Page Views + 2(HOID word count))/5000)(HOID Room Count) + (images uploaded^2))(1 + (((Total Site Posts)(Total Blog Wordcount))/1000000)) = Calories Consumed

(((5701/10) +383)^2 + (351389205/50000) + ( 597535 + 2( 330580))/5000)(3429) + (489^2))(1 + (((263)(164252))/1000000)) = 89181602 Calories Consumed

Fatman Official Weight: 25480.5 Pounds

Fatman Weight Gain since last calculation: 15305 pounds

Calorie Equivalent: The amount of calories Michael Phelps would consume at peak training over a 20 year period

Mass Equivalent: Approximately the size of two full grown African Elephants

Notes: The fatman once again exceeded doubling his weight, though I had been hoping for 100 million calories this calculation.  We fell short, but not by much.  The new formula made Hall of Infinite Doors much more important in its contributions.  Playing both sides, the base and the multiplier, is the best way to make this guy keep growing.  Keep posting, visiting, and commenting!

Formula Improvement: Database size will now play a much more important role.  Every megabyte  (roughly), 1,000,000 bytes to be exact, will count as an image.  The total number of megabytes of content plus the image total will be squared and added to the base.  Since an image can add a significant amount of content in terms of bytes, this renders images much more potent than ever before.

NEW FORMULA: (((Procrast-nation Page Views/10) +Comments)^2 + (HOID Page Views + 2(HOID word count))/5000)(HOID Room Count) + (images uploaded + Database Size in Bytes/1000000)^2 )(1 + (((Total Site Posts)(Total Blog Wordcount))/1000000)) = Calories Consumed