Procrast-Nation

This is the seventeenth Fatman calculation.  This calculation was done about 24 hours after Garbage Day began and demonstrates the impact of this event on overall blog content.  Click the link below to learn more about this project.

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(((Procrast-nation Page Views/10) + Comments + images uploaded + database size/1000000 + Total Blog Wordcount/250 + total site posts + HOID word count/500 + HOID page views/1000)^2(1 + (((Total Site Posts)(Total Blog Wordcount))/1000000)) = Calories Consumed

8989/10 + 557 + 892 + 500000000/1000000 + 250308/250 + 410 + 338764/500 + 675735/1000)^2 (1 + 410(250308)/1000000) = 3,265,989,052 calories consumed

Fatman Official Weight:  933139.2 pounds

Fatman Weight Gain since last calculation:  563264.6 pounds

Calorie Equivalent:  The equivalent of the amount of energy he has consumed through food would power a 60 watt light bulb for 72 centuries.

Mass Equivalent:  Approximately the mass of 3 boeing 747 airplanes.

Notes:  The change demonstrated here is the result of garbage day which was a huge success.  We managed to get almost 200 images, over 60 posts, and a whole lot of content, some of it aweomse, and some of it…. well content.  It was a very successful event that almost put the fat guy over the million pound threshold.  Next time he will certainly be there.  Oh, and as an important note, I estimated the total amount of blog content in storage capacity because I did not have access to the data, so the fatman could actually weigh significantly more.

Formula Improvement:  This is a big one.  The HOID room count is now part of the multiplier.  It is multiplied by site posts and word count.  This is divided by a billion rather than a million, but with 3 factors in the multiplier itself, this means massive growth will be seen.  Expect the fatman to grow by at least 5 times in the next calculation, and he could potentially shoot up an entire order of magnitude.

NEW FORMULA: (((Procrast-nation Page Views/10) + Comments + images uploaded + database size/1000000 + Total Blog Wordcount/250 + total site posts + HOID word count/500 + HOID page views/1000)^2(1 + (((Total Site Posts)(Total Blog Wordcount)(HOID Room Count)/1000000000)) = Calories Consumed